The blah-blah-ologist

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 #HEY YOU DID IT!

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hedislimanefortarget:

All I want to do is go to a Knicks game with Kanye and throw nachos at the opposing team while cheese drips on our GATS (we ain’t care we can buy new ones) and then we cackle which makes our matching chains rattle against our chambray button downs.

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2 beavers are better than 1

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miss-mutant:

You’re about to be repressed, I’m afraid to say.

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kingdomkeyblade:

YOU GUYS. PRINT OUT YOUR EVIL BEARDS. WE’RE IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE. :’(